i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer